Dad Tax - Making Sure It's Not Poison Tee

Every dad knows the rules: if there's fries, a milkshake, candy, or snacks nearby, a small portion is automatically subject to Dad Tax. This hilarious design celebrates the universal fatherhood tradition of "quality control" with a fun, vintage-inspired graphic that's guaranteed to get laughs from fellow dads and eye-rolls from the kids.

Perfect for family outings, vacations, backyard barbecues, theme parks, sporting events, and everyday wear, this tee is built for dads who proudly inspect every snack before it's deemed safe for consumption.

Features

1. Premium 100% cotton construction
2. Heavyweight fabric with a soft, comfortable feel
3. Relaxed unisex fit
4. Durable full-front graphic print
5. Breathable for all-day wear
6. Built for everyday comfort and long-lasting durability

Product Details

1. Item Number: RT0063
2. Gender: Unisex
3. Material: 100% Cotton
4. Fabric Weight: 7.7 oz/yd² (260 g/m²)
5. Fabric Thickness: Moderate Weight
6. Print Area: 40 × 52 cm
7. Fit: Regular / Loose Fit
8. Neckline: Round Neck (O-Neck)
9. Sleeve Style: Short Sleeve

Perfect For

1. Fathers
2. Grandfathers
3. New Dads
4. Theme Park Trips
5. Family Vacations
6. Father's Day Gifts
7. BBQs & Cookouts
8. Everyday Dad Life

Care Instructions

Machine wash cold (30°C gentle cycle). Do not bleach. Tumble dry low. Iron on low heat, avoiding printed areas. Do not dry clean.

Please Note

Minor variations may occur due to garment dyeing and manufacturing processes. These differences are normal and help give each shirt its own unique character.